"WAAAVES OF PUDDIN LEGS" is not a statement at all.

I need to stop baiting this troll at ONTD, but she's dissing Glee and Cas and it's just too funny.

I forgot that I'd had a really bad headache earlier today, which I took pills for, but I guess the pills have worn off in the last hour or so, because I feel sort of crap.

Moms kindle came in the mail today.

Someone today said that they hate the Beatles and all I ha- DOES NOT COMPUTE.

I had the vaunted Tamales For Lunch, and received a super-special statesexchange postcard.

I sometimes get this thing where my hands seem really small and really far away, and the computer screen seems to get suddenly huge, and things feel... weird, I cannot explain it, and I feel nauseous, but ever since Gretchen mentioned Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, which I had never heard of, I have been mildly freaking out that that's what it is, and that I have a brain tumour.

I have wasted enough of my day that it is now time to go to work.

ahhhhhh no one is responding to my texts.

Josie, our great dane, is currently hanging out with me and operating as a super-sized foot warmer.

I fing HATE taking that medicine because when I burp and it comes up in graduals that get stuck on my uvula tastes like ass.

The support band needs more cowbell.

I feel the need to express my love for this game. I finally got to play it for the first time last night and now, at work, am thinking about how much roommate butt I'm going to kick when I get home!



Dear Nintendo,

I love you! Thanks for making games that are fun.

Love,
Me

Reaper's a little too MOTW & repetitive for me to marathon but it's really great when I just need to pass the time.

He has irrefutable proof that the Bermuda triangle is actually a parallelogram.

Title: Long Due Update
Fandom: Anne of Green Gables
Characters: Anne Shirley, Gilbert Blythe
Prompt: 62. Spring
Word Count: 355
Rating: G
Summary: Anne Shirley has won the Avery but turns it down to stay at Green Gables with Marilla. Gilbert Blythe gives Anne his teaching post so she can stay at home. Anne and Gilbert do their correspondence together.
Author's Notes: Characters belong to L.M. Montgomery. I originally posted this in a RP journal for Anne Shirley.
LDT

(ETA):
Title: When Love is Free
Fandom: Anne of Green Gables/Brothers & Sisters
Characters: Gilbert Blythe, Kevin Walker, Scotty Wandell
Prompt: 79. When?
Word Count: 705
Rating: G
Summary: Gilbert plays match maker for a couple that can't get together due to religious and social beliefs of 1800s Canada. Because of these beliefs, Gilbert can no longer be friends with the two men.
Author's Notes: AoGG characters belong to L.M. Montgomery. B&S characters belong to Jon Robin Baitz. I own nothing. I attempted to do a more serious version of this, but the part of me which picks OTPs wouldn't allow me to keep Kevin and Scotty completely separated. Nor would the part of me which loves Gilbert Blythe allow me to react completely how he would have in this situation.
LDT

CHIEF JUST SHOWED UP ON REAPER.

Maybe if I hadn't taken a shower first I wouldn't have missed out on the ticket presale.

I'm making Italian sausage for lunch.

I desperately want to take a nap, but there's no time before I have to pick my mom up from work, so I'm going to go eat some jelly beans and read a Star Trek book instead.